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LDS News, Issue #1

$12.00 USD
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Now shipping our first issue! 12 pages of hard-hitting journalism on the Lord's Favorite Hedge Fund includes exclusive print-only content as well as our favorite trending articles from ldsnews.org. We aren't printing a ton of these because we're not expecting to survive the Second Coming, or to be completely honest, the coming of the Church's lawyers. Get yours before we are either cast off into outer darkness or bankruptcy court, whatever comes first.

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If we haven't been able to claw away any of your hard-earned money by now, perhaps read the stunning reviews for our newspaper below this AI image of a paperboy.

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THE REVIEWS

Testimonials

  • It Reads Like a Newspaper

    “I was able to read the words, see the pictures, and turn the pages successfully.” – Sister Karen

  • Parents Think I'm Into Mormon News Now

    "My parents saw my issue while they were looking through my belongings for condoms and drugs. They don't understand satire so we're good.” – Colby M.

  • Lawsuit Material

    "We will be sending in a cease and desist shortly." - LDS Church Lawyer